Gazi - the buzzword- is not only a multitalented, multifaced and multinationalism embodied in a physical body, who we address as Gazi, but also a phenomenon, a force to reckon with, and everything under sky- in short. Gazi was introduced to me as a fakie, hate-monger, serial abuser but he turned out be - in Wodehousian phrase - "Gentleman's personal Gentleman." Those images were shattered brutally- as they should have been. And with time, I learned what real Gazi is all about. He's cool, he's macho, he's sexy, he's machismo par excellence. He's "everything" - wodehousian again.
On this horrendous cremation err.. occasion let me have the privilege to bring a lesser known fact to light, that Gazi was Knighted. Not many know this, but its a fact. Facts never change even if they are fabricated and self proclaimed ones. They hold a quintessential rationale and consistency that logicians dream of. So the day was when a-nobody compared to Gazi- Indian author ( Salman Rushdie) who claims to have been awarded Booker's was knighted by British. That very day, that very moment, with that very instinctive impulse Gazi declared himself of being Knighted. The British had to accept it unless they wanted to swiftly make it to heaven or hell. That very moment has been etched in world history. It was in fact turning point of globe- as it turns daily. That day has gone down in the annals of history. From then on, his excellency is addressed as Sir. Gazi with due respect. Now teachers teach it in the class 5th. Mothers across globe narrate legends of gazi, which are passed on through generations to generations, they get modified a bit, polished a bit, but what doesn't chage with time is Gazi and his immortal greatness. Long live Gazi, we all genuflect him- everyday.
Some facts you ought to know.
Gazi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Gazi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Gazi can kill two stones with one bird.
Gazi wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
Gazi bites the hand that feeds him and eats their entrails.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Gazi a day kills.
Gazi uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin.
Gazi Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
Gazi invented the apple.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Gazi kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
In Asian markets Gazi's urine is worth $400 per ounce.
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